Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
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Anonymous asked:
i got really high the other night and i went to this calzone place with my friend and i saw this girl i went to school with that i kind of knew but not really and i got really close to her face and i was trying so hard to say hello but all that came out was "do you have comcast digital cable?" and the next thing i knew i was eating a calzone
sidnugget answered:
Fuck
fate fell short this time, your smile fades in the summer. place your hand in mine, i’ll leave when i wanna.
five word horror story:
i found your old art
four word horror story:
i found your art
three word horror story:
saw your art
Two word horror story:
My art
One word horror story:
deviantart
*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*
me and my art school gf
- me: bb ur art is so good
- her: that me shit
- me: youre right art is shit
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
idk if all girls do this but every time i find a new guy to like i end up daydreaming about him acting perfect and being perfect for me when in reality hes not and it just fucks me up. im literally fucking myself over every time bc this is the worst habit ever.
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society